I - [phone - morning] [filtered from drones]

Uh, okay. What the hell was going on then? Are they making us go somewhere? I
heard someone say "I'm definitely taking the wife."

[She pauses for a moment.And, uh, off-topic, but...does anyone know some restraining methods? That don't involve death? Against someone with the strength of several grown ( Read more... )

[action - 913 Bilko Boulevard/neighbors & visitors]

[Housemates might observe that there's something wrong from the second they walk into the kitchen. First of all, she's cooking, and humming the tune to Happy Days. Secondly...she's wearing the dronewife clothes.]

Oh, hi, dear. Sorry about the wait.

[A knife is promptly flung in your direction.]